Name: Joseph W. Beatty Jr.
Actual first name:
D.O.B: 11/19/78
Sign: Scorpio
Hometown: Cryz Lake/ Philly
Eyes: blueish
Hair: short
Build: tall, fat, and skinny, gangally
At A51 since: 3/5/05
First tattoo: a Cherry Creek tribal skull, on Chris
Favorite vegetable: arugula
Favorite holiday: Halloween
Favorite colors: red, grey blue, brown
Most favorite book: coloring
Favorite article of clothing: effin pants.
Shoe size: 13
Favorite animal: Leafy Seadragons
Favorite fish: Gar or tuna cause they taste good
Favorite movies: Down By Law, Pulp Fiction, The Jerk, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Princess Bride, American Psycho…
Favorite food, Sushi
Favorite drink: Iced coffee, Grapefruit juice
Favorite carbonated drink: Monster M80
Favorite tool: Auger, or like a Masonry Saw
Favorite murderer: Zodiac, never found him!
Total # of jobs fired from: 4 shoulda been 5
Top five bands: Pixies, Firewater, Fugazi, Phil Collins, Sabbath
Most favorite hip hop artists: Wu-Tang, Sage Francis, Sluggo, Aesop Rock, Mos Def, Roots…
Dietary preferences: Burritos, Pizza, Beer
Best thing ever: Juniper! my baby 10 y/o daughter.
Pets: I live with 2 cats, 1 4-lb dog, a ferret (none of which are mine)
Preferred drawing instrument: gold, pink, blue, prismacolor, microns, ebony…
Biggest artistic influences: Mom, Gustov Klimnt, Alphonse Mucha, Jeremey Fish, Grime…
All about: pirates, Bad B-movies, video games, bad jokes, mustaches, girls who cry A-LOT, knives, fire, danger, giant squid, vampires…
Totally not into: Hipsters, people who think that there cooler than you, dirty laundry, hagglers, scratchers, corn